For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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