I think I can smell my own vagina right now
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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