Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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