i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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