I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
