She announced her abortion via fbk
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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