I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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