Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
