Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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