So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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