Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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