weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...