6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.