we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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