i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
