Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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