singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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