Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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