which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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