that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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