Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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