Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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