weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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