hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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