Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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