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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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