remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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