I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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