Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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