Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i've created a new STD.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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