fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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