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I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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