Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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