We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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