What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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