Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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