Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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