Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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