I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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