Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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