It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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