i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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