did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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