he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
