I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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