Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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