she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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