the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We are two peas in an std pod
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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