so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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