their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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