Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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