i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I want is dick and wine.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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