You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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